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already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

swagslick

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Things almost every author needs to research

the-right-writing

  • How bodies decompose
  • Wilderness survival skills
  • Mob mentality
  • Other cultures
  • What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
  • Common tropes in your genre
  • Average weather for your setting
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yoooo

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Where has this been when I needed it???

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minormusing asked:

In your livestream you recommended people learn gestures, I was just wondering if there was any book recommendations or advice you could give to a beginner like me?

toastyhat answered:

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@mari-vantas as well!

Gesture Drawing Resources (may feature artistic nudity beyond the link!!!!)

Posemaniacs (also has 3d rotateable model of a head, v handy)
CroquisCafe and New Masters Academy (YouTube channels with videos where models do timed poses; the NMA playlist linked has clothed poses)
Bodies in Motion (cool Edward Muybridge-style photo sequences; also has a timed slideshow option!)

Anatomy Resources are…well, there are a lot of tutorials floating around online, but to be honest I can’t think of any specific ones?  There’s also this book about anatomy for artists, which I used to copy drawings out of, and this one that’s just full of people making faces!  I always enjoyed drawing the expressions onto various characters. uvu

Lastly (and leastly haha), I did a bunch of tutorials for Patreon and recently put them up for sale on Gumroad, so if you’re interested on my take on any of these…

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…and you’ve got $5 to spare, there’s that?

That’s what I got!  Hope it helps, guys! ^O^

Source: toastyhat
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myhoniahakah

Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion

Anger:

  • Grinding teeth
  • Narrowing eyes
  • Yelling
  • A burning feeling in the chest
  • Heavy breathing
  • Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
  • Jerky movements
  • Glaring
  • Violence
  • Stomping
  • Face reddening
  • Snapping at people

Sadness:

  • Lack of motivation
  • Messy appearance
  • Quiet
  • Slow movements
  • Crying
  • Inability to sleep
  • Frowning
  • Red eyes
  • Isolating oneself
  • Fatigue
  • Not concentrating

Love:

  • Thinking about someone
  • Good communication
  • Not forcing a friend/lover into something
  • Smiling randomly
  • Making eye contact with loved one
  • Nervous behaviors (fiddling hands, biting lip)
  • Cuddling
  • Flirting
  • Inside jokes
  • Holding hands
  • Kissing
  • Offering gifts
  • Fluttering stomach
  • Racing heart
  • Losing track of time while with loved one
  • Daydreaming

Denial:

  • Disagreement with someone
  • Shaking head frantically
  • Backing away
  • Putting hand on one’s chest
  • Rapid speaking
  • Rationalization or justifying something
  • Dismissing someone or something

Embarrassment:

  • Blushing
  • Avoiding eye contact
  • Grimacing
  • Looking down
  • Changing the conversation
  • Rubbing back of neck
  • Shoulders slumping
  • A weak voice
  • Tightening chest
  • Panicked thoughts
  • Running away
  • Getting quiet
  • Concentrating on something else

Happiness

  • Smiling
  • Laughing
  • Squealing
  • Bouncing on toes
  • Warmth in chest
  • Fast pulse
  • A sense of contentment
  • Relaxed posture
  • Quick movements
  • Breathlessness
  • Desire to help

Fear:

  • Face going pale
  • Panicked thoughts
  • Jerky movements
  • Mind racing for a solution
  • Running
  • Freezing
  • Fighting
  • Fawning (doing what people tell you to do)

Side note: flight, fight, freeze, and fawn are all reactions to adrenaline. Aka the fight or flight response

  • Thinking of survival
  • Rapid breathing
  • A panicked feeling

Guilt:

  • Feeling horrible about oneself
  • Lying
  • Grimacing
  • Trying to redeem themselves
  • Asking for forgiveness
  • Anxious thoughts
Source: myhoniahakah
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malglories

for all you writers out there:

donjon has tons of generators. for calendars. for demographics of a country and city. for names (both fantastical and historical) of people, nations, magics, etc.

this site lets you generate/design a city, allowing you to choose size, if you want a river or coast, walls around it, a temple, a main keep, etc.

this twitter, uncharted atlas, tweets generated maps of fantasy regions every hour.

and vulgar allows you to create a language, based on linguistic and grammatical structures!!! go international phonetic alphabet!!!

Source: malglories
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writersblockbecomesunblocked

What Phobia(s) Does Your Character Have?

-Arachnophobia (Fear Of Spiders)

-Ophidiophobia (Fear of Snakes)

-Acrophobia (Fear of Heights)

-Cynophobia (Fear of Dogs)

-Claustrophobia (Fear of Closed Spaces)

-Mysophobia (Fear of Germs)

-Aerophobia (Fear of Flying)

-Thanatophobia (Fear of Death)

-Glossophobia (Fear of Public Speaking)

-Monophobia (Fear of Being Alone)

-Trypanophobia (Fear of Needles)

-Aquaphobia (Fear of Water)

-Hemophobia (Fear of Blood)

-Basiphobia (Fear of Falling)

-Nyctophobia (Fear of Darkness)

-Entophobia (Fear of Bugs)

-Somniphobia (Fear of Sleep)

-Pyrophobia (Fear of Fire)

-Pediophobia (Fear of Dolls)

-Phasmophia (Fear of Ghosts)

-Catoptrophobia (Fear of Mirrors)

-Coulrophobia (Fear of Clowns)

-Taphophobia (Fear of Being Buried Alive)